May 2013
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whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
May 21st
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dorfs: Whoops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
May 21st
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Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
May 21st
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hashi-hashi: ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad
May 21st
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uhhhthena: ppeebee: jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS. i’d have 6 free donuts. I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.
May 21st
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hahairuinedyou: thelocalpaedo: googlevideos: what if instead of having sex people just stood and screamed at each other’s faces for a while isn’t that called marriage  ZING
May 21st
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me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi
May 21st
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quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
May 21st
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May 20th
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jakemalik: me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
May 20th
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